Part Three: Ominous Sexuality

I met Scott in a cafe during lunch one day. I was reading another book about emerging forms of Christianity and he had been standing in line nearby. After ordering he moved toward me, appearing interested in my reading.

“Good material?” He asked.

“Yeah,” I smiled. “I can’t seem to read enough on this subject.”

“What are you studying?”

“Postmodernism and Christianity,” I answered. I offered the book for his appraisal.

“Interesting, I’ve never heard those two words used together,” he said, flipping through the pages and resting his eyes on the back cover. “I’m Scott,” he extended his hand and I shook it.

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Part Two: A Bar In Portland...

One night I drove up to Portland to visit my friend Andy. Andy went to college with me, where together we studied theatre and girls. He oozes personality so it’s always fun to go places with him. Whatever we do, he makes a point of being shocking and offensive. It’s hilarious because he makes me sound PG, while I’m rated R to lots of my church friends in Corvallis!

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Part One: Beer & Belief

Have you ever seen babies try to have serious, intimate discussions? They’re really bad at it! When one baby tries to have a meaningful conversation with another baby, they both end up gargling and spitting and blubbering about nothing. Each baby is entirely wrapped up in what he or she wants and never listens to find out what the other baby is asking for. One baby wants milk and the other wants its diaper changed and neither is interested in learning how to walk yet...

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