Part Four: Satanism in my Front Yard...

My new neighbor across the street grew up a Satanist. I know, it sounds a little over dramatic, doesn’t it? Makes me think of all my friends back in high school who worshiped Marilyn Manson and wore black lipstick.

Not my neighbor, though. His name is Dave and I think he’s a pretty cool guy... but I should clarify: he’s not a Satanist anymore.

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